Checking someone out
Expectations
Reality
When you’re answering a multiple-choice question and you don’t know which one to pick.
THEY ALL SEEM LEGIT!
When people in the hallway are so god damn slow
That moment of joy when you remember you have ice cream waiting for you in the freezer.
WHEN YOUR IPOD IS ON SHUFFLE AND MILLION OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS COME ON IN A ROW.
Me the night before the first day of school
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.
